Friday the 13th

1980

Hope, NJ

Sean S. Cunningham

Slasher

What’s it all about: Peter Brouwer signals what kind of camp he’s running by greeting his counselors with a carefully staged Tom of Finland woodsman scene. Kevin Bacon dons a speedo, takes his tank top off, makes sweet love and smokes weed. Laurie Bartram takes us through her bedtime routine in hip-hugger undies and vinyl rain jacket. But Betsy Palmer is having none of it.

First Encounter: Candotti as a child, on repeat in Brazil; I actually saw Part 2 first

Prostitute Index: nil

Death By: a complete lack of fight-or-flight

Relics: hitchhiking, painter pants and suspenders, Americans wearing speedos

Hoops: taking your clothes off in a horror film when there’s nothing better to do 

Heartthrobs: Peter Brouwer, Laurie Bartram

Pass/Fails the Test of Time: Mark Nelson

LoFi Magic: “ch ch ch, ah ah ah”

Makes me want to: sign up for Camp North Star

Candotti Take: “The first time ever I saw Kevin Bacon young. He always looks old.”

Worth a watch/rewatch: No

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