If….

1968

Cheltenham College, Gloucestershire

Lindsay Anderson

Satire Comedy Fantasy

What’s it all about: An all-boys public school in 1960s UK is as dreary and insufferable as you might imagine. Then Malcolm McDowell gets into a tiger fight with Christine Noonan.

First Encounter: first viewing

Prostitute Index: nil

Death By: allegory

Relics: desk microscope, jukebox, corporal punishment, swirly

Hoops: British school boys being horrible to one another, kooky schoolmasters 

Heartthrobs: Richard Warwick, Christine Noonan, Rupert Webster

Pass/Fails the Test of Time: Mary MacLeod

LoFi Magic: dorm-room collage, gymnasium crush, Missa Luba soundtrack

Words to live by: “This homosexual flirtatiousness is so adolescent!” / “Those who are given most also have most to give.”

Makes me want to: keep co-ed alive and well

Candotti Take: n/a

Worth a watch/rewatch: Yes (if it’s all too dour and British, skip ahead to The Girl)

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